Day 1 How to cope with human biology (part 1).

Dear Mak’ achi-lun b6.3.1,

As a human, I have the body of a 25-year-old man. I am 1.90m tall, I weigh 76kgs.   This is how I look:

Entrances and exits

This summary should help you avoid confusion when you're with humans:

	Entrance for	Exit for	Other names	Number on body
Mouth	Oxygen, food, smoke, penis	CO2, smoke, speech, song, saliva, mucus, undigested food.	Cake hole/ pie hole, gob, trap, cock pocket	1
Ear	Sound	Wax	Flippers, Britney Spears	2
Eye	Light	Salty water	Peeper	2
Nose	Smells, tabacco, cocaine	Snot, smoke, blood	Sniffer, beek	1
Penis  (men only)	Not used unless for torture	Urine, semen	Cock, dick, travelling companion, little buddy	1
Vagina (women only)	Penis, tongue, finger, vegetable, toy	Urine, blood, offspring	box, pussy, fanny, cunt,  camel toe, stinky pink	1
Anus	Penis, tongue, finger, vegetable, toy	Digested food biproducts	bum, ass, butt, laffy taffy, black star,	1

I'm begining experiments with these entrances and exits and will keep you posted.  Now my new body is asking me to "sleep".  I'll explain that one to you, too.

Your father
Scha*-lun b6.3.7